Carla Collins's Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags PDF

By Carla Collins


In this candid confessional, comic Carla Collins divides the realm into the angels who advisor us, encourage us, and keep our butts; the horny and stylish vampires who suck the lifestyles out people; and the douche luggage who regularly annoy, disgust and taunt us.

With a quick wit, pretend breasts and actual middle, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small metal city in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. in this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her approach via seventy-two imaginary acquaintances, a number of fiancés, 8 canine, marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her richly deserved existence classes will exhibit you that via taking hazards, embracing humiliation and tapping into the facility of laughter, something is possible-and everyone seems to be manageable.

Attract extra angels into your lifestyles, regulate your vampires, and continue all of the douche baggage at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche baggage is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

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